NARUTO: "You know...this headband is kinda tacky..."
NARUTO: (during the Wave arc) "Omg, You killed Sasuke! SAKURA: You Bastard!!!"
NARUTO: "Forget this ninja crap, math is my real forte!"
NARUTO: (to shikamaru) "Ano sa! Ano sa! Teach me how to play Go!" Shikamaru: -eyes drop to the floor-
KYUUBI: "I am the very model of a psycho individual..."
NARUTO: "You killed my father!" KYUUBI: "You really are a naive little kit... Naruto I am your father!" NARUTO: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
NARUTO: "Sasuke's right! I AM a dobe! -prances around and sings- I'm a dobe! I'm a dobe! I'm a dobe!"
NARUTO: "I'm tired of ramen. Give me some carrot sticks!"
NARUTO: "I wuv u Sasuke! SASUKE: -crying- I luv u too!! -hugs-
NARUTO: -hugs Gaara- "MY FWIEND!!!" GAARA: o.o!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NARUTO: "I have an announcement to make, people, people.." -scratches throat- "This is very hard for me to say, but i've given up Ramen Noodles!"
NARUTO: Forget being Hokage, I wanna be Clint Eastwood! -mounts horse and rides off into sunset- "Yee haw!" -clip clop of horse's hooves can be heard horse rears- "Yaah!" -Naruto slides off- -thud-
NARUTO: "22 + 24x = 23 + 1 - 11"
NARUTO: "I give up. You win."
NARUTO: "I don't want to be Hokage! I wish to be...The Lord of Dance!" -RIPS his shirt off, sticks a rose in his mouth-
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SASUKE: -dancing and singing- "I'm feelin' SEX-AAAAAYY. -rips shirt off- When I hear you say my name...
SASUKE: (to Itatchi) "Hello. My name is Uchiha Sasuke. You killed... my whole family. Prepare to die."
SASUKE: -farts- Aah... Now I feel way better!"
SASUKE: -high- "Damn, dis shiz iz good..."
SASUKE: -singing- "He's got the whoooole world in his hands" Sakura: -singing- "He's got the whole world in his hands!" Naruto: -singing- "Damn straight i dooooo!"
SASUKE: (to Kakashi) "Alright. Hand over the book!" -grabs it from him and walks away as he begins to read it-
SASUKE: "Screw revenge, I'm going clubbing!!!"
SASKUE: -singing loudly- "I FEEL GOOD... dundadundadundadun... I KNEW THAT I WOULD..."
SASUKE: "Sexy no jutsu!"
SASUKE: "BUNNIES!!!" -claps hands and chases bunny- "YAYAYAY!!!"
SASUKE: "It's best to forgive and forget!"
SASUKE: "Hey, Sakura. Let's go out to Lover's Leap and Neck for a while."
SASUKE: (on the intercom) "We need clean up on isle Seven. CLEAN UP on isle SEVEN!"
SASUKE: (to Team 7) "Great job, guys! we really pulled that one off! Sakura, you really showed that Shinobi who was boss!" -claps hands together-
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SAKURA: "Sasuke! I just found the coolest thong, let me model it for you. SASUKE: -drops dead from loss of blood- Sakura: "Are you okay i didn't think it was that tight"
SAKURA: "Hey Orochimaru wanna go out with me!"
SAKURA: -delivers a kidnapped Sasuke to Orochimaru- "Okay, now where the cash?"
SAKURA: "Oh, Sasuke was SO last season... Naruto's in now!"
SAKURA: "Naruto... I don't want to be too forward... Eeeh, but will you go out with me?" INNER-SAKURA: "HELL YEAH!!!"
SAKURA: "Oh, Naruto, I've always loved you! I never wanted Sasuke, I just wanted to make you jealous, did it work?"
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KAKASHI: "I'm swearing off Come Come Paradise. From now on, I will only read lemon Naruto fanfics."
KAKASHI: "I need a new profesion. Porno stardum, here I come!"
KAKASHI: "Damn, I can't find my other contact" ITACHI: "Hey man, don't look at me like that!!!"
KAKASHI: "What's under the mask... what's under the mask! That's all everyone cares about! Well here! Take a good look!" -rips off mask, wearing another one- "Ya happy?!"
KAKASHI: "Why isn't my sharingan working!!! Let me get my secret weapon.. MY MONACLE!!! MWAHAHA!!"
KAKASHI: -Burns Come Come Paradise- This is a very bad book!!! It's no Paradise! It's Hell!!!
KAKASHI: -lifts up headband- "Damn this contact's getting on my nerves..."
KAKASHI: -singing- "Do a little dance... Make a little love... Get down tonight! Uh, uh, get down tonight!"
KAKASHI: -to the kids girly voice- Okay, look, I was late because I just COULD NOT get my hair to work for me, and ran out of moisturizer, and Gai stopped by to borrow my wax kit. AGAIN!"
KAKASHI: "Hello, Team 7, my name is Hatake Kakashi...and I'm a porn-o-holic."
KAKASHI: -2 hours late- "Sorry guys,(pointing to his "Come Come Paradise") my nosebleed wouldn't stop..." - Miyazaki
KAKASHI: "Weeellll... Okay. I suppose one little strip-tease couldn't hurt. Let me just get this mask off first."
KAKASHI: "I have been waiting here for an HOUR, you guys..."
KAKASHI: "BE FREE, MY LITTLE ONE. SWIM WITH YOUR FAMILY!" -throws Iruka off the dock, crying-
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SANDAIME: "Sexy no Jutsu!" NARUTO: "DEAR GOD MY EYES!!!"
SANDAIME: "Hey, Shikamaru, pass the paint! I wanna decorate the Monument!"
SANDAIME: -Singing- "I'm too sexy for my shirt..."
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OROCHIMARU: "I need a tan."
OROCHIMARU: "It's at times like these I think, 'What Would Gene Simmons Do'?"
OROCHIMARU: Attack my zombies! SARUTOBI: -screams like a girl-
OROCHIMARU: (adressing his mirror) Mirror, mirror on the wall, tell me, who is the evilest of them all?
OROCHIMARU: I love you Kabuto!! -runs over and hugs him-
OROCHIMARU: -watches Gaara for his cue- "ACK! It's a SNAKE! Oh! It's a Snaaaake!"
OROCHIMARU: "Screw the Michael Jackson look. I want to look just like Justin Timberlake. Dr, start with the tongue."
OROCHIMARU: "I'm not evil! I'm just decidedly inept at doing nice things..."
OROCHIMARU: "Forget immortality, I'm gonna follow my dream! I'm gonna be a show tune lounge singer!"
OROCHIMARU: "Sexy no Jutsu"
OROCHIMARU: "Anko, truth be told, I only wanted you for your body. Interpret that as you will" -winks-
OROCHIMARU: "Can't we all just get along?!"
OROCHIMARU: -Singing- "It's so easy! Happy-go-lucky! We are the world! We did it!"
OROCHIMARU: "WAAAAZUUUUUPPPP???!!!"
OROCHIMARU: "I need no shower. I can lick myself clean, thank you."
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KABUTO: (to Orochimaru) "For Kami's sake man, take some throat pills!"
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TAYUYA : "Sakon, please tell to your brother that if he doesn't take his hand off my ass, I'll kill both of you..."
TAYUYA: "And this one time at band camp..."
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JIRAIYA: "Me?!! Write that book?!! That is quite absurd i tell you!! there is no way a gentleman of my high class would have a hand in writing that intolerable and disgraceful rubbish!!" -puts on his manacle and walks off w/ his nose in the air-
JIRAIYA: "I've decided to give up writing novels and become a priest.
JIRAIYA: -looks at Porno mag- "EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!"
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TSUNADE: "I could use some implants...Hey, I'm a doctor right?
TSUNADE: (During Naruto's healing after his fight with Sasuke) "We can rebuild him, we have the technology" SHIZUNE: "No we don't." TSUNADE: SHUT UP!!" -slaps with boobs-
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ITACHI: -singing to sasuke- "Why cant we be friends, why cant we be friends."
ITACHI: "For the last time, this is NOT a mumu!"
ITACHI: "And so, like, I had to, like, totally kill them all, because they were just so icky! Ugh! Gag me with a spoon!"
ITACHI: "I've always wanted to kill the world's sexiest man. But then I realized suicide's not the way to go."
ITACHI: "Red is so dull, I think I'll buy some blue contacts!"
ITACHI: "Harem no Jutsu! What do you think of me now, Orochimaru?"
ITACHI: "I like doing volunteer work and mentoring my cute little brother!"
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IBIKI: "Waaah, I got a boo-boo!" -shows everyone his papercut-
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IRUKA: "I hate teaching... I really wanna be a stripper!" -rips off pants-
IRUKA: "Look at me! I'm Free Willy!" -does a dive off the bridge-
IRUKA: "What the heck? Kakashi, what are you doing?" KAKASHI: -is standing in a field- "Hey! I am a scarecrow! Now be quiet!"
IRUKA: "Naruto wanna prank call the Hokage with me?"
IRUKA: (Imitating Darth Vader) "Naruto ... khuuuhh I am... khuuh your father... khuuh"
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HAYATE: "RIIICOOOOOOLAAAAA!!!"
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YONDAIME: "I'm not Naruto's father... I'M HIS MOTHER!"
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CHOUJI: "Sorry guys, I gotta blow off training early today, I need to go shopping at that cute new health food store..."
CHOUJI: "Who's up for slim-fast shakes?"
CHOUJI: "Ino, you think these shorts make my butt look big?"
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INO: "Sasuke... If you hit on me one more time, I'm gonna..."
INO: -walks in with a shaved head- "Watcha guys think?"
INO: "Gosh Chouji's so hot..."
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SHIKAMARU: "Hey Naruto, buddy, I got some extra cans of paint, let's go decorate the Hokage's mansion!"
SHIKAMARU: "Hurry up people. I want to do five more missions in the next hour!"
SHIKAMARU: "Clean up after Chouji ate dinner? Sure! where's the bucket!?"
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ASUMA: -giggling- "Now I know why they're called "special" cigarettes!" -maniacal laughter-
ASUMA: "That's it, I'm on the patch now."
ASUMA: -Points at Kakashi- "You are my eternal rival!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
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GAARA: -checks his hair- "Hmmm... Maybe I should dye it blond..."
GAARA: -shivers- "Holy crap... I see... Blood..." -runs squealing- "Temari-neesan!!!"
GAARA: "Hey, isn't Justin Timberlake just fabulous?"
GAARA: -yawns- "Woaahh.. I'm going to bed now."
GAARA: -peels off his sand armor- WEE!!! LOOKIE!!! I'M A GIRL!! KANKURO/TEMARI: O_O...
GAARA: (at hospital) "I just came by to wish Lee good luck in his surgery and ask if he'll forgive me for nearly killing him"
GAARA: "Uh... Th-this is kind of hard... We-well...WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND, HINATA-CHAN?!"
GAARA: (to Kankuro) "I feel like helping out..." -puts on Santa suit and sits in a big chair- Lil' Kiddies Who Came to See Santa: "RUN AWAAAAAAAYYYY!!!"
GAARA: -singing with Temari and Kankuro- "So happy together!"
GAARA: "Temari! Kankuro! I WUV YOU GUYS!" glomps - CrazyAce
GAARA: "Badger-badger-badger-badger-badger-badger-badger-badger..."
GAARA: -shudders- "Sand... In my shorts..."
GAARA: "Man this jar is heavy!"
GAARA: "lecturing students" "It's BBBAAAADDDDD to kill people!!!" -shakes finger- "Violence will NOT solve anything!!!"
GAARA: "Sexy no Jutsu!"
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KANKURO: -wearing nothing but a pair of shorts- Yeah, baby, yeah!
KANKURO: "Sorry, Karasu, but they rejected our job application for The Muppet Show again."
KANKURO: "Hey, Gaara, wanna go to the beach together?"
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TEMARI: "Uh, there is a reason why this fan is so big..." -looks around nervously- "I tend to over hyper-ventelate sometimes..."
TEMARI: "Damn, that Chouji's hot!"
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GAI: "Dammit, I forgot to wax again! KAKASHI!!!"
GAI: "What are you talking about?! I DO NOT bleach my teeth!" -stashes bottle of bleach behind his back-
GAI: -lazily walks in between a fight- "Hey guys..." -picks wedgie-
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NEJI: "Hinata's hair is soooo pretty! I think I'll cut it short like hers!"
NEJI: "Gosh, I suck..."
NEJI: -singing- "I'M NOT YOUR BOY TOY... I'M YOUR SEXY BOY!"
NEJI: -standing before bath house- "Bakyugan!"
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ROCK LEE: "Why is everyone trying to get me to try out for FLCL?"
ROCK LEE: "I'm bored of training... Hey, Chouji, wanna get some BBQ?"
ROCK LEE: "KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!"
ROCK LEE: "I don't realy want to be a ninja... What i really want to do is act!"
ROCK LEE: -peels eyebrows off-
ROCK LEE: "Do you guys think my tights make my butt look big?"
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KURENAI: "Damn, Asuma is so freaking sexy!"
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HINATA: (to Naruto) "I'm feeling SEEEXXXY when i hear you say my name!"
HINATA: "Naruto... W-w-will you be my... Bitch?" -blushes and fidgets-
HINATA: -in a lacey outfit- "Naruto can wait... Where's Shino?"
HINATA: "Like, oh...MY...Gaawd!! Like, yeah, like, I am, like, SOO not a valley-girl!" -titters madly-
HINATA: "Kick his ass, Neji!"
HINATA: "Neji, if you don't lose the attitude you'll be stuck sneering at my foot up your ass"
HINATA: (to Sasuke) "Hey baby, wanna make some fireworks tonight?" -winkwink-
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SHINO: "Bugs are good protein."
SHINO: "How many ways can you kill a bug? Let's see... one, two, forty-five, sixty-seven..."
SHINO: -shouting loudly- "HEEEEELLOOOOOOO GUUUUUYS!!!!!!!"
SHINO: -sings- "I wear my sunglasses at night."
SHINO: "AAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!! A BUG!!! GET ME SOME BUG SPRAY!!"
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KIBA: "Noooo, you can't blame me! I've been staying clear of hydrants for a week now!"
KIBA: "Will you people stop staring and start scratching my ear, dangit!! My feet don't bend that way." -rolls over- HINATA: But you have fingers! Kiba: .....Will you pweeeease scratch my ear? -big chibi eyes-
KIBA: "I like cats better..."
AKAMARU: "Hey, I can talk."
KIBA: "Oh, I'm so sorry Shino. I did not mean to kill that fly!" SHINO: -pats his head- "It is alright my friend!" -hugs him- "All is forgivin!" HINATA: "...Dumbasses..."
KIBA: -singing- "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?" -barks- "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?"
AKAMARU: -dressed up as gangsta- "Call me... Lil' Bow Wow"
KIBA: "Achoo...! Crap, why can't mom and dad understand that I'm allergic to dogs?!"
KIBA: -Singing- "Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?"